The British Army Chief of Staff says Prince Harry is going to war, and not only that, but they plan to have a special operation in which Harry will stand out in the middle of nowhere with a "kick me" sign on his back, and send in air strikes on any and all terrorists that approach him, which will lead to "the battle of Basra" being started, ended, and won by the Brits in about... 15 minutes.

Hey, you got any better ideas on ending this war faster? Ya, that's what I thought.